Eating My Hat

Love me, love my logorrhea

Brodie Kelly
You don't have to believe in a creator, but you do have to pick a God.

For surely, when Santa Claus and your best friend, two people who would never hurt you, co-conspirate to take away your wife, life has definitely taken a turn for the worst.

--an effusive They Might Be Giants post which summed up a twinkling facet of the human experience.

Hostes alienigeni me abduxerunt. Qui annus est?

Egon "Broderik" Schiele

Daily Planet office party
being reincarnated elvis, breaking dishes, building stuff, chewing without hesitation, clavicle drainage, conceptual continuity, cruel and unusual punishment, curdling bullshit, curl my toes, dancing until it hurts, destruction with justification, don't panic, drowning repeatedly, evil ventriloquist's dummies, exterminating furries, fake russian accents, faking plans, fascism, fatally stabbing vegan lecturers, faxing my ancestors, feigned bisexuality, flirting, frottage cheese, germans, getting naked for cameras, granola and yogurt, guards of the devils, hastily dashed schema, hulk think it chicken, internally consistent logic, jorge luis borges, journalism, kafka, kayaking, keeping a straight face, laundry detergent, legendary status among some, leveling up, licking pussy, loft parties, luis buñuel, magical dwarves, maher arar, meeting you for drinks, mental conquistadors, metahemeralism, midnight toking, militant puppets, never feigning interest, nipples and such, occasional condom utilization, orange, peach flavored soda, peeing on stuff, playing dumb, poking costumed adventurers, procrastination, question everything, raging against the serene, reading newsmagazines while pooping, reclaiming the classics, rejection of accepted realities, remembering orgies of rome, rituals, room temperature drinking water, screaming back at crowds, screaming gibberish at treetops, selective shaving, sentient dollops of lotion, simulated artificiality, slit yuppies throats, smiling at strangers, stairs in your house, suffering succotash, sweatpant bay, the old point/wave, tricking the elderly, trivia, uncomfortable eye contact, urine-scented cardboard pants, voluntary human extinction, wearing to the right, what's all this then, world armed insurrection, writing on train trips